Prompt: Bard wants a blowjob and Thorin can give it to him

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Such an awesomely funny review for The Hobbit: DoS. Haven't seen the film yet so I'm not sure if I'll agree or disagree but honestly, if a large part of the Hobbit fandom is going to start whispering about 'scars', then a self-respecting fangirl really does have to drop everything and go research ( Read more... )

I want a crossover. It is a very long and involved crossover. Using a plot point from Jasper Fforde's 'Lost in a Good Book', I want it so that John Watson from BBC's Sherlock is somehow stranded in 'The Hobbit' through the Literary Detective division Mycroft is kind enough to engage his services for (when John believes Sherlock is dead).  At this ( Read more... )